Hi y’all. It’s been such a long time and it feels so good to have finally finished a new Sunny TV video. Soooooo many times, countless times, I had an idea for a video, I was going to save the world by eviscerating some injustice with my sharp, sarcastic wit, only to be foiled by a poopie diaper. Not mine. Hers.
She’s a year old now so it’s time to get back to business. I’m looking forward to it! Thanks for sticking with me all these months when I was distant, withdrawn, preoccupied. Now I know you truly love me! I have received so many emails and comments asking me, when when when?! It’s meant a lot to me, so thanks, and you can shut up now.
My new video is called White Privilege. If you’re white you have it, you just don’t know it, because your skin color makes you
stupid blind. If you’re brown skinned you will enjoy this video because I call on every white person to start recognizing they are indeed special privileged, even though that’s racist. (Just confirming that’s what you want? Seems weird. Email me if I have it wrong.)
In all seriousness, I was inspired to do this video because MTV is on some kind of anti-white hater-a-thon. See here and here. As a white girl with only 1/36th Cherokee in her, I am deeply offended by all this white hate going on, I can’t believe how mainstream it has become, so I’m standing up. After watching MTV’s 13 Things White People Take for Granted I took to my Facebook profile to rant out a few things about it that eventually turned into my new video. Here’s the anti-white video full of racist ass holes, and the accompanying rant for your enjoyment:
Then I said:
A few thoughts on MTV’s anti-white racist bullshit.
Go start your own fucking bandaid company, idiot. How small of a market do you think you’ll have for each box catering to an exact shade of brown? Probably a big enough market to go BANKRUPT! Oh, and newsflash, you can buy clear bandaids. But that wouldn’t give you a reason to hate white people, would it?
I own like 5 black bras. Shut up.
I don’t own anything shaped like a gun, except a gun.
If a black woman can’t find a darker shade of makeup than WHITE she’s not looking. I could show you, but then I’d be accused of putting on black face, wouldn’t I, you racist bitch.
Asian dude who’s not good at math, I’m sorry for you, but HOW THE FUCK IS THAT RELATED TO ME BEING WHITE??
Latino hobbits? Are you saying latino’s are short? You said it, not me.
Don’t get me started on hoodies.
And finally, I do not want to touch your braids. But I know how you feel. A blonde woman on vacation in Mexico has the same problem. But I think YOU would call that WHITE PRIVILEGE.
You’re welcome, white people.
And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Sunny TV – White Privilege is here.