I am Sunny and this is my house, from whence CREATIVITY WILL ERUPT AND SPEW MY BRILLIANCE OVER ALL OF MANKIND!! My goal is world dominance, but I’ll settle for being the head of a cult with maybe, 20 or 30 devout followers. (I’ve always wanted a personal assistant.) I am an Objectivist, which means Ayn Rand is my God, except that being an Objectivist I am also an atheist so Ayn Rand wouldn’t approve, which puts me in a terrible paradox. I don’t think being the head of a cult would be very Objectivish either. So, I guess if you could at least simply worship me adoringly while keeping all your worldly goods and your reasoning mind intact I will be satisfied.
Tip for liberal leftist statists:
Beach + Coffee = The quickest
way to get me to shut up.
I have begun this blog because I think this is a great time to make fun of bad ideas like socialism, self sacrifice, other-people sacrifice, and any sort of human sacrifice actually. I’m against slavery, murder, and eating sugar. (I’m serious about that last one.) I am for Individual rights and rational self interest. I hope to make you laugh, and maybe re-think your absurd ideas if you are a pinko bastard. It feels good to laugh. If I didn’t laugh I would eventually be that humorless old woman in the neighborhood who hits kids with her purse and incessantly talks bitterly about “the good old days” and her gout, bad back, and all manner of aches and pains and bowel movements.
Sunny Lohmann is a political satirist who contributes regularly for PJ Media and whose popular videos can be seen on her YouTube channel. Subscribe to this blog to get all her content and follow her on Facebook at House of Sunny. Email us at houseofsunny at gmail if you would like her to speak at or MC one of your events.